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Before you ask me questions:

Read my FAQ. It used to be one big joke, but now there are some legitimate questions and answers in there.

Please, if you’re going to ask me something personal, ask me off anon or I won’t answer it, and if you ask something TOO personal, I will not answer, regardless of your state of anonymity.

If you’re asking me to check out your blog, I might, but I’m not going to respond to the question. I get too many of them. I’m sorry if you want a response, but I probably won’t.

Please don’t send me a “like this and I’ll check out your blog?” because the only people who ever like it are people who have cookie-cutter vintage blogs, and I want some personality if I’m not going to be able to reblog off them.

Also, if you’re going to ask me if I’m going to correct your grammar or something, please know that my URL has absolutely nothing to do with grammar whatsoever. It is the title of my favourite song by Tokyo Police Club.

Finally, if I unfollow you, please don’t ask me why I did such a thing. I will ignore the question and you will be wasting your time. It’s just losing a follower… it’s really not a big deal at all. I won’t be hurt or offended if you unfollow me as well.