Name/Age/where you’re from:

Oliver James Darling/19/Toronto, Canada.

Are you going to correct my grammar?

My URL has nothing to do with grammar. It’s the title of a Tokyo Police Club song, and if you’ve never heard of it, I highly suggest you stop living under a rock and go listen to it.

You’re really nice/sweet/hot/amazing:

I’ll likely not respond to these, but I’ll save them for when I feel like shit.

Anon: YOUR A CUNT/JERK/FUCK YOU

*you’re

I don’t give a fuck.

Follow for follow!

You must be new here.

Rate my blog!

Probably not, but if I do, I’ll rate it as a dessert of my choosing, not a number. It’s your blog, you shouldn’t care what other people think, as long as you like it.

Check out my blog?

Talk to me and we’ll see.

How many followers do you have?

No.

You’re in a band?

Yes, I am.

What do you play?

Uhh… tetris… zelda… that’s kind of a tough question.

Seriously.

Mandolin/guitar/I’m also the lead singer.

You’re really funny!

No, this is a common misconception.

How many pairs of socks do you own?

Not sure, the laundry machines eat most of my socks but probably like 15.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

No, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Are you a fan of puppies?

In general, yes, unless they’re chihuahuas because I refuse to accept chihuahuas as dogs.

Where do you see yourself in five minutes?

You’re a very silly person and I’m not going to talk to you.