March 2012
what I think I said: I think you're really great and I'd like to get to know you. Do you think we could go out for dinner on Friday night and then see a play? Yeah? Okay, I'll pick you up at seven pm.
what I actually said: I have a batman lunchbox
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keegan: i'm a strong beautiful black woman who don't need no man
me: congrats
me: wait what does this mean for us
keegan: it means you can be my girlfriend I guess
me: idk if I'm ready for a lesbian relationship
keegan: :'(
me: sorry babe idk if it's gonna work out
if you’ve been on this website for more than 3 months and you don’t think that over 75% of tumblr users are psychotic, you’re one of them
dad: do you have plans for friday night
me: good one
dad:
me:
me: goes back to blogging
on a scale of 1 to Will Ferrell I rate at about Adam Sandler in terms of how funny my text posts are tonight
February 2012
“We were meant to be together,” I said lovingly to my laptop.
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Than vs Then
Than is a comparative word, used to show the difference in qualities between two nouns:
eg. Ted is a faster skater than his brother, Jim.
Then is a word used to show a sequence of events in time.
eg. First I took the dog for a walk, then I went to my friend’s house.
*there is no case where the comparative than follows the coordinating conjunction “and,” nor...
person: hi I'm an attention seeker with no social life
internet: here have a blog
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Ich will einschlafen aber wann hat man bloggen zu machen, es ist nicht einfach.
me at 3 am: so not tired who needs sleep
me at 9 am: I think the Rapture is here
helpful tips for being able to afford nice things
don’t eat
Anonymous asked: Best looking member of one direction
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keegan: I look like such an artsy fart right now
me: why
keegan: a jacket from value village, doc martens, guitar on my back with my film camera around my neck walking home from the park
me: omfg marry me
justin vernon is the only person who knows how to use autotune apparently
tbh that sandwich didn’t even phase my stomach
