December 2011
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tumblr should finance sleep medication for me
or at least my morning coffee, it’s the least they can do for keeping me up all night
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heli0s:
tbh if you’re attractive i’ve probably made a power point presentation of our wedding
For once, I actually have New Year's resolutions.
I used to think that New Year’s resolutions were something that only the weak-minded make. To me, they were goals that people made for themselves that were completely unrealistic.
I’ve had a change of heart.
Thinking back over this year, 2011 has actually been an amazing year for me. Considering the way the year started (in the first couple of weeks of January, I parted ways with a...
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“Part of me still loves. More of me doesn’t.”
– James Frey (via larmoyante)
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someone on facebook just posted “drinking 2011 away tonight! Bring on 2012!”
smh New Year’s eve is tomorrow dumbass
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good morning British people
friends don’t let friends become ravers
guess who has a training shift at a hipster café tomorrow
hint his name starts with O and the rest of his name is a vital organ
speaking of that vital organ, beer
pluviam:
productive, worth-while things i have done with my winter break
you know you’re a hipster when you consider buying cigarettes just to take pictures of them
I never lose followers until I open my mouth.
oops
awh you guys are cuties you actually made me money from my ads
I’ll have you all know that you’re funding beer purchases university tuition
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someone find me a song with a longer chorus than “The A-Team” by Ed Sheeran because I think it might be a world record
whoever thought of macaroni and cheese was obviously of a higher intellect than anyone else
