February 2012
so now that I've literally lost 15 followers for...
message me if I follow you and you want to p4p
helpful tips for being able to afford nice things
don’t eat
Anonymous asked: Best looking member of one direction
2 tags
keegan: I look like such an artsy fart right now
me: why
keegan: a jacket from value village, doc martens, guitar on my back with my film camera around my neck walking home from the park
me: omfg marry me
justin vernon is the only person who knows how to use autotune apparently
tbh that sandwich didn’t even phase my stomach
guys I just made myself a double-decker sandwich
I’m pretty sure eating it is worthy of a medal of valour
4 tags
Ich wollte bloggen aber ich hatte einige Hausaufgaben zu machen.
Es macht keinen Spaß.
in German today, I learned that the verb “to blog” is “bloggen”
in other news, I can now describe 90% of my life in German.
Surprise! Guess who has an opinion?
I was reading in the newspaper today that the Toronto Zoo is on the top of a list to receive a donated iPad for the resident orangutans to use. Beyond the obvious joke here (it’s a little bit peculiar, n’est pas?), I find this a bit disturbing.
The article states that the iPad will be used for the orangutans to play with when boredom sets in. As...
is everyone else’s dashboard different or have I time-travelled
after a few weeks of shit, my life is suddenly beginning to get a lot better
all in all, today was a good day
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like “lol you work at a baskin robbins that sucks but damn this is a good chocolate milkshake”
“don’t take my baby away from me,” he silently whispered as his laptop battery slowly died
me: don't want ice cream bc cold
me: want ice cream bc fat
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
my ex girlfriend just walked by the store I work at
I really hope she’s leaving the neighbourhood
guess who’s at work with literally nothing to do
